This game is rated PEGI 16
Our review includes potentially triggering words:
Horror, Killing, Murder and Nudity.
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Posted: 3 months ago, last updated 10 weeks ago.
After the tyrannical reign of Heavenly Peter comes to a close, a time of peace ensues. But he escapes capture, leading your character, a strong (and murder-inclined) warrior, to ask the new leader, Immortal John, for permission to find and kill Peter. When he accepts, you set out on your quest, which sees you explore the land, meeting rulers, peasants, and everyone in between, solving puzzles to earn favours or unlock new options and areas until you complete your quest or fail trying.
Play involves moving around the richly detailed screens, locating the items and people you can interact with. Every location is a wacky collage of different famous renaissance paintings by artists like Rembrandt and Michelangelo, creating an unusual and comical scene. Each object or person can be interacted with in three distinct ways, each resulting in a different outcome that shifts the story.
Often, you need to complete puzzles to make progress, with some requiring specific choices and actions. Alternatively, you can simply murder whoever's preventing you from advancing, although this can quickly lead to disastrous consequences. Each of the three distinct endings is a direct result of how you decide to play, be that carefully solving puzzles and avoiding violence or doing quite the opposite.
The result is a bizarre mashup of classical art and music with a strange, darkly humorous and comedic story that creates an unusual space in which your actions and decisions shape your adventure.
Release Date: 09/04/2020, updated in 2021
Price: 55% off
Platforms: Android, Mac, PC, PS4, Switch, Xbox One, Xbox Series X|S and iOS
Content Rating: PEGI 16
Skill Rating: 9+ year-olds
Genres: Adventure, Fighting, Narrative, Point-and-Click and Puzzle
Accessibility: 18 features
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The Developer gives the following Mature Content Description on Steam:
"Contains cartoon violence/nudity, occasional strong language and adult themes."
9+ year-olds usually have the required skill to enjoy this game. Still, it's important for parents and guardians to consider the maturity required to process the game content. You click on different objects and select actions to perform, with no time limits or other pressures. Some of the puzzles can be quite difficult, but not all endings require you to complete them all.
There are never any time limits to your actions, meaning you can take as long as you need to figure out how to progress. When searching for items you can interact with, it can be difficult as there is no outline around such items or people. In addition, the painting style means some objects are low in contrast to each other. Some of the backgrounds have moving effects like flames that can distract from the action.
The text in the game is all very high contrast and fairly large, but not 1/20th of the screen high.
Diversity and Inclusion
Gender and Sexuality:
Gender Representation: The gender representation of the pre-defined characters you can play in the game.
- Play as Stereotype-Free Woman: The game's protagonist is a woman who doesn't conform to common gender stereotypes. Leading the narrative and not conforming to common objectification.
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